United vs. Southampton

United vs. Southampton

m  Benno (@Benglorious) There were two things Benno loathed more than anything in the world: Talented colleagues and talking about Benno in the third person in a pastiche of Tom’s homage to a parody of that thing he writes occasionally. Wait, that’s three things. Four if you include me. Oh. This isn’t the five things we […]

Southampton 2 – 3 United

Mar Seal did a two goals and Murder bludgeoned another, handing bread face his crust in his hands… Here’s 5 things we’ve learnt: 1) Up-fronterers ARE allowed to score the net points. 2) Vangle is an anagram of Leg Van. Makes you think. 3) The FA aren’t very good mathers: Southampton 2 – 3 United […]

Footballiversity #2

Multiversity is an ongoing DC comics series written by Grant Morrison. Every month sees a story in a different version of the DC universe (eg the kids of the well-known heroes who have nothing to do because their parents created a utopia where the bad guys can never win) loosely tied around a seemingly haunted […]

United 0 - 1 Southampton

United 0 – 1 Southampton

Well, after Benno got the score right (IN YOUR FACE HAYTERZ!) – which was step one of our seven step plan for World domination – he took his winnings from the beters and instead of investing in step two, he took the opportunity to leave Bifurcated. There was a montage, then he spent all his […]

United vs Southampton

United vs Southampton

Benno (@Benglorious) Southampton are yet another of those teams that played Sunderland one day and stole their kits.  Seriously:  why do so many teams have the same kits?  I may be colour-blind, but even I know there’s enough colours in a set of Crayolas for every team to have a different colour shirt.  Southampton could […]

Soton vs United

Soton vs United

Tom (@Tom_McGhee): Having received a record number of complaints last week (Paul, Paul’s Dad) about how the previews have “lost their way”, this week will be a comprehensive analysis of both Southampton and United’s seasons so far. It won’t, obviously, but since only Paul (and Paul’s Dad) are still reading at this point, at least […]

Southampton 1 - 1 United

Southampton 1 – 1 United

*Forgot to activate ‘Holiday Response’*  

Southampton vs United

Southampton vs United

*No reason . Ben (Benglorious): Last game of the season!  At bloody last!  Haven’t written this much stuff since that time I had to make a list of Katie Price’s husbands.  At least my contract will be finally fulfilled and I can rest my weary bones.  I seriously doubt this season thing happens every year, […]

United 1 - 1 Southampton

United 1 – 1 Southampton

  Tom (@Tom_McGhee): Consider yourselves very lucky – after a tough few weeks my GTA Online metaphor was polished and ready to make you all laugh harder than any joke ever. Wifi on Laptop has put paid to that though  and typing this on iPhone is actually more tedious than a lot of the football […]

United vs Southampton

United vs Southampton

  First off: so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so pleased Adnan has signed a contract. So pleased I don’t even care if any of […]

United 2 - 1 Southampton

United 2 – 1 Southampton

The benefit of having not seen the game or any subsequent highlights is two-fold. First, I don’t have to write one of these, when I’m busy and the second benefit is all yours: the first one repeated. The silence that keeps on giving. From what I’ve heard we played well-ish in the first half and […]

United vs Southampton

United vs Southampton

We’re inviting our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lehnert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. If you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets below their proper good ones… Iwan (@IwanLehnert): Anyone else noted that […]

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