Southampton vs United
*No reason . Ben (Benglorious): Last game of the season! At bloody last! Haven’t written this much stuff since that time I had to make a list of Katie Price’s husbands. At least my contract will be finally fulfilled and I can rest my weary bones. I seriously doubt this season thing happens every year, […]
United 1 – 1 Southampton
Tom (@Tom_McGhee): Consider yourselves very lucky – after a tough few weeks my GTA Online metaphor was polished and ready to make you all laugh harder than any joke ever. Wifi on Laptop has put paid to that though and typing this on iPhone is actually more tedious than a lot of the football […]
United vs Southampton
First off: so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so pleased Adnan has signed a contract. So pleased I don’t even care if any of […]
United 2 – 1 Southampton
The benefit of having not seen the game or any subsequent highlights is two-fold. First, I don’t have to write one of these, when I’m busy and the second benefit is all yours: the first one repeated. The silence that keeps on giving. From what I’ve heard we played well-ish in the first half and […]
United vs Southampton
We’re inviting our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lehnert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. If you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets below their proper good ones… Iwan (@IwanLehnert): Anyone else noted that […]
Southampton 2 – 3 United
As I was sunning myself in Northern Spain I missed this game entirely. Here is the transcript of my text conversation with David the other Bifurcater… D: “1-1 HT. van persie” D: “2-3 united comeback! RVP misses penalty but scores hat trick anyway! Scenes! x” Me: “Wow! X” That’s it. I have nothing else to […]