(@Benglorious) Tonight is when we see if Sanchez is worth paying more than a BBC presenter. Can the True Blue Gunner Gooner use his mighty Arsenal heart to vanquish the mighty Carmon Youspurs? This reporter says dunno. Prediction: Sanchez to surpass all expectations by simply not being Armenian. 0-0 United. m (@tom_mcghee) Was so […]
Geno love being able to use ‘Legman’ as header picture: Benno’s best* a joke. Ashley Young owned Deli Alli, apparently. Deli Alli can only dream of being as good as Ashley Young one day. Another cracker! Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Returning to boyhood haunts is bittersweet at best ie The Prom = sweet, […]
(@Benglorious) Too busy. Whatever Tom says. Prediction: Tom to say nothing. 0-0 United. m (@tom_mcghee) Too busy. Whatever Brett says. Prediction: Brett to say nothing. 0-0 United. m (@bifurcated_utd) Too busy. Whatever Benno says. Prediction: Benno to say nothing. 0-0 United.
Did you ever hear the best-selling, blockbuster movie story about the basket of all the disappointment that we sucked on after Wednesday 24th May 2017? No. Well, we’ve copyrighted it. And our lawyers are completing their online lawyer course. So, bite our bangers. Here’s 5 things we learndured: 1. Rooney still has a lot to […]
(@Benglorious) Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over […]
(@Benglorious) Winning nine matches in a row is lovely and a real morale booster, but eight of those wins were against West Ham and the other one was just Spurs so let’s not kid ourselves. Today is the real test: Liverpool. Their league position suggests they are ahead of us and they possibly do […]
Still not fully recovered from writing all those words last time around. Bite me. Here’s 5 things that we learned: 1. Mkhitaryan is gud. 2. More than 1 goal would be gud. 3. Where’s my money? 4. Who are we and what are we doing?
So, we managed to stop Hurricane scoring. We also managed to not allow them to score for more minutes of the game than they scored in. We also managed to keep one team from scoring all game. We also managed to get on the telly. What does Vangle have to do to convince you fickle, […]
You knighted and Setee showed off their Champions League crudities, by playing out a tactical conundrum that had Richard Whiteley duhduh-duhduh-duhduhduhduh-dooooooooooo-ing in his grave, wishing he could die twice. Too soon. This is Paul. The focus of all the post match talkings and questions has been Ledgernd Roondog: How many legs does he need? Can you […]
Wm m NEW SEASON, NEW LOOK BIFURCATED avatars M Benno (@Benglorious) Mere time units since some no-mark team from some overrated city lifted the Premiership League trophy, we’re here again for yet another season of this game that you all love so dearly. When will it all end? Some old players have left, some new ones […]
Tim Sherwood walked into the dressing room. Louis van Gaal’s reign had been a disaster, with United failing to make the Champions League, or even the Europa League. There had been an outcry among the papers, and, in their infinite wisdom, Ed Woodward and the Glazer family had decided a domestic manager was the best option. Sherwood’s run […]