United vs. Jose

United vs. Jose

Who is this jose mourinho character anyway guess we’ll never know !! Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I loved the probability bar, opens up a whole new dimension on ‘are we winning or not I can’t tell’ 2. I also loved Marcus Ashford who I named Goal Lord 3. Greenwood? More like GreenGood !! Doesn’t really […]

United 0 - 3 Spurs

United 0 – 3 Spurs

The “conjecture” after the “contest” seems “medialised” around Jose Mourinho, and his “legislative” performance, which is exactly what “they” want. Do yourselves a favour and put “” around words, so, you look “engaged” and “perceptive” and Google synonyms, so you can “echo” what other people “orate” but with your own “diacritic” stamp on it and […]

United vs. Spurs

United vs. Spurs

      (@Benglorious) It’s only the third fucking game of the fucking season and I’m already fucking done with fucking football. Unless they bring back VAR and Russians who can literally run forever, I’m switching to rugby. And not the good one. Prediction: Hopes to be dashed quite expertly yet again. 0-0 United. m […]

Tottenham Hot Spurs vs. United

Tottenham Hot Spurs vs. United

  (@Benglorious) Tonight is when we see if Sanchez is worth paying more than a BBC presenter. Can the True Blue Gunner Gooner use his mighty Arsenal heart to vanquish the mighty Carmon Youspurs? This reporter says dunno. Prediction: Sanchez to surpass all expectations by simply not being Armenian. 0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) Was so […]

United 1 - 0 Tottenham Hotspurs

United 1 – 0 Tottenham Hotspurs

Geno love being able to use ‘Legman’ as header picture: Benno’s best* a joke. Ashley Young owned Deli Alli, apparently. Deli Alli can only dream of being as good as Ashley Young one day. Another cracker! Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Returning to boyhood haunts is bittersweet at best ie The Prom = sweet, […]

United Vs. Tottenham Hotspurs

United Vs. Tottenham Hotspurs

(@Benglorious) Too busy. Whatever Tom says. Prediction: Tom to say nothing. 0-0 United.   m  (@tom_mcghee) Too busy. Whatever Brett says. Prediction: Brett to say nothing. 0-0 United. m (@bifurcated_utd) Too busy. Whatever Benno says. Prediction: Benno to say nothing. 0-0 United.

Totspurs 2 - 1 United

Totspurs 2 – 1 United

Did you ever hear the best-selling, blockbuster movie story about the basket of all the disappointment that we sucked on after Wednesday 24th May 2017? No. Well, we’ve copyrighted it. And our lawyers are completing their online lawyer course. So, bite our bangers. Here’s 5 things we learndured: 1. Rooney still has a lot to […]

Tottenham Hotspur vs. United

Tottenham Hotspur vs. United

(@Benglorious) Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over […]

United vs. Scum

United vs. Scum

   (@Benglorious) Winning nine matches in a row is lovely and a real morale booster, but eight of those wins were against West Ham and the other one was just Spurs so let’s not kid ourselves. Today is the real test: Liverpool. Their league position suggests they are ahead of us and they possibly do […]

United 1 - 0 Spurs

United 1 – 0 Spurs

Still not fully recovered from writing all those words last time around. Bite me. Here’s 5 things that we learned: 1. Mkhitaryan is gud. 2. More than 1 goal would be gud. 3. Where’s my money? 4. Who are we and what are we doing?

Spurs 3 - 0 United

Spurs 3 – 0 United

So, we managed to stop Hurricane scoring. We also managed to not allow them to score for more minutes of the game than they scored in. We also managed to keep one team from scoring all game. We also managed to get on the telly. What does Vangle have to do to convince you fickle, […]

United 0 – 0 City

You knighted and Setee showed off their Champions League crudities, by playing out a tactical conundrum that had Richard Whiteley duhduh-duhduh-duhduhduhduh-dooooooooooo-ing in his grave, wishing he could die twice. Too soon. This is Paul. The focus of all the post match talkings and questions has been Ledgernd Roondog: How many legs does he need? Can you […]

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