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Ajax 0 - 2 United

Ajax 0 – 2 United

Great to see Cleverley back and coming through unscathed. Good to see the human butterfly knife Ashley Young too. I was very surprised by the line up, but it would have been very different had we been playing at the weekend. Nani was poor but hey … Evans and Rio were solid, Yay. Nice to […]

United 2 - 1 Liverpool

United 2 – 1 Liverpool

It’s really hard to avoid talking about the main issue of this game but I think it’s all been said and repeated to death and back and we’re still talking about it. I really can’t get my head around what Suarez and Dalglish think they stand to gain by continuing with their stances. I would […]

United 2 - 0 Stoke

United 2 – 0 Stoke

I love how this season is playing out like a twisted plot driven audaciously terrible telly programme. Gibson in the style we had become accustomed to forgetting, hammered one in from the edge and (via a defelection) got the biggest cheer at Old trafford on the night. A testament to how much we fear City now. The fact I’m talking […]

Liverpool 2 - 1 United

Liverpool 2 – 1 United

Well, result aside, the most important bit which is a shame, I thought we were by far the better team for about 99% of the game. Their biggest threat was De Gea, not that that’s intended to mean I blame him for the result in any way.  I thought the reason we lost was because […]

City 2 - 3 United

City 2 – 3 United

I love football, but today is going to take a bit of time to sink in. Scholesy is back, not sure If I even know what I think that means yet entirely. We beat City but tried our best to lose it by being sloppy. Great goals from Rooney and Welbeck and T.V was back to […]

Fulham 0 - 5 United

Fulham 0 – 5 United

That’s the way uh huh, uh huh, I like it (leave me alone it’s Christmas!). Can’t really have many complaints, (although haven’t seen whole match so maybe we can?) Nani starting to really hurt teams again. TV edging nearer top gear and Rooney scoring a proper goal. And the cherry on the top with a […]

United 4 - 1 Wolves

United 4 – 1 Wolves

Thank Fergie for that! Just the kind of result SAF would have been demanding from us. A very very good result and the kind of performance that doesn’t leave you sulking for a few days. Really happy Rooney got a couple and Nani’s been threatening to get amongst it for a couple of games. The […]

United 1 - 2 Crystal Palace

United 1 – 2 Crystal Palace

Possibly the worst prediction I’ve made this season. Not feeling terribly negative personally, although not sure why…think it’s because of the positive feeling I get from watching Pogba and Morrison. Valencia and  Park two of our more consistent players in recent times are not playing well at all this season. Thought they just needed a […]

Swansea 0 - 1 United

Swansea 0 – 1 United

Well that was a lot more predictable than I thought, actually so predictable I didn’t actually quite predict it. Chicha with a very accomplished tap in and a few flashes of encouragement from just about every player, without getting us too excited. Still maintain all teams have to go through this kind of patch of […]

Aldershot 0 - 3 United

Aldershot 0 – 3 United

I recognised that number 9 from last season, he’s not a bad player…What’s his name B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, BERBATOV! Comfortable. Not sure how it really exercises  any demons from Sunday as it was a totally different team playing a team a squillion positions below us in the english leagues, […]

Yo! My T.V Rap

Yo! My T.V Rap

Unfortunately for the thousands upon thousands of Bifurcated  fans around the world, Bifurcated has parted company with our resident musician faux-Dion Dublin. We have cut all imagined ties with the Jazz fusion triped after he was spotted in real life moonlighting on the Beeb’s MOTD3 programme. FEAR NOT! The house band has been on a […]

United 2 - 0 Norwich

United 2 – 0 Norwich

It was never going to be easy. We’ve hit a little trough, hampered by a few injuries and lost a bit of momentum. Anderson after promising much in some earlier games appears to be getting stuck in the same old habits of trying to do too much early and then tiring dramatically in the second […]

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