CAPS LOCK AND VARIOUS BUTTONS ON MY COMPUTER HAVE LEGIT GONE TO SHIT> SEND HELP> CAN”T EVEN DO PUNCTUATION> FUCK MY LIFE>

Here’s 5 things we learned, which were written before the buttons issue above:

1. Pogba is bad.

2. #Pogba is worse.

3. Hope we long ball our way to next season’s Champions League Final.

4. Klopp is a speccy twat.

5. Watching Wayne play is no longer funny on any level, feels like actual cruelty.

6. How did you know there was going to be a buttons iss

That game had everything. Apart from everything that it didn’t.

Give Dave and Tony M everyone elses’ wages. Apart from all the people who have nothing to do with this professional football club.

Lol @ professional.

Five things we learned:

1. I liked it when Rooney ran into the post and I thought he had internal injuries.

2. I also liked it when Fellaini scored another perfect Fellaini goal.

3. Another thing I liked was when Dave saved it right up. See also: Tony M m’n it up all over the show.

4) I didn’t watch it but I imagine it was either brilliant, good, average, bad or utter shite.

5. I used . rather than ) At least one of us is gonna get a Pulitzer.

6. You’re a Pulitzer.

7. If you use ‘five’ instead of ‘5’ it ups your word count.