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		<title>EFLC: United vs. Burton Albion</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ @Benglorious) Always preferred Topman myself. &#160; Prediction: Lukaku to deny the Emperor before being saved by his father&#8217;s last shred of humanity, the jammy bastard. 4-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) Does Liz Taylor know that he&#8217;s back from the dead? m Prediction: Goals, goals, goals. Red lips, fingertips. 2-0 United. m (@bifurcated_utd) Can&#8217;t believe those two [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<h4 style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/AnderStreetPreacher.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14758" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/AnderStreetPreacher.jpg" alt="" width="556" height="388" /></a></h4>
<h4><strong><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Photo-27-01-2017-23-05-45-e1485558662486.jpg"><img class="alignnone wp-image-15271 size-full" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Photo-27-01-2017-23-05-45-e1485558662486.jpg" alt="" width="60" height="91" /></a> <a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank">@Be</a></strong><strong><a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank">nglorious</a>)</strong></h4>
<p>Always preferred Topman myself.</p>
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<p><strong>Prediction: Lukaku to deny the Emperor before being saved by his father&#8217;s last shred of humanity, the jammy bastard. 4-0 United.</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">m</span></p>
<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017-02-10-23.14.32-e1486768985713.jpg"><img class="alignnone wp-image-15339 size-full" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017-02-10-23.14.32-e1486768985713.jpg" alt="2017-02-10 23.14.32" width="85" height="151" /></a> (<a href="https://twitter.com/faketaxi" target="_blank">@tom_mcghee</a>)</h4>
<p>Does Liz Taylor know that he&#8217;s back from the dead?</p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">m</span></p>
<p><strong>Prediction: Goals, goals, goals. Red lips, fingertips. 2-0 United.</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">m</span></p>
<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/brett3-e1471026057469.jpg"><img class=" wp-image-15334 alignnone" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/IMG-20170208-WA0002-195x300.jpg" alt="" width="87" height="134" /></a>(<a href="http://www.twitter.com/bifurcated_utd">@bifurcated_utd</a>)</h4>
<p>Can&#8217;t believe those two stole the best Burton jokes already. Just wait until Ernie hears about this.</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: Goals. On. Film.</strong><strong> 0-0 United.</strong></p>
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