CL: Benfica 0 - 1 United

CL: Benfica 0 – 1 United

What a game. Here’s 5 things we learned that we have never learned previously, but don’t check any of the previous reviews as that might compromise our special relationship: 1. Rashford is the only acceptable proof of God’s existence. 2. That keeper is the only person in the world who is worse at his job […]

CL: Benfica vs. United

CL: Benfica vs. United

 @Benglorious) After the weekend’s disappointing game against Liverpool in the mediocrity of a competition that is the Premier League, tonight is a welcome return to the unrivalled magnificence of the UEFA Champions League European Cup Sponsored By Gazprom. Mourinho rested a good number of his squad ahead of this match, with many of them seen […]

United vs. Bournemouth

 Benno (@Benglorious) It’s finally the last game of the season. I for one couldn’t be happier that United haven’t got even one more game after today’s clash with Bournemouth, as I’m completely spent after writing in-depth previews for the three hundred or so other matches we’ve played this season. I’m really looking forward to the European […]

Ssssshhhh ... It's a Euro 2012 conspiracy!

Ssssshhhh … It’s a Euro 2012 conspiracy!


Racism fears at the tournament

Racism fears at the tournament

I haven’t seen the Panorama documentary, so admittedly can’t really speak specifically about the questions it raises. However, something the Norwegian Prime Minister, Jens Stoltenberg, said in the wake of Andres Breivick’s actions has really stuck with me. He reiterated that “more openness and not less” was the answer. That a more open society must […]

You can stick your whistle up your arse

You can stick your whistle up your arse

This article originally appeared in Issue 15 of the Football United Fanzine available to view here    To the foot stomping outrage of some fans, there exists statistical evidence which points to the fact that United don’t concede less, or win more penalties at home than other clubs, so we can finally put the myth that refereeing decisions favour the big clubs […]

Bi-Mark: Footballiversity

Bi-Benno: Where Are They Right Now..?

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