HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANDER!! X X X X X X X X X X X X X M m Benno (@Benglorious) Friday night is the best time for football. The shops are shut so I don’t have to go shopping and it’s too dark for DIY. Actually, sod the football, I’m out of here. Opposition […]
Thought for the day: Better to have loved once, than to never have loved at all.
Tim Sherwood walked into the dressing room. Louis van Gaal’s reign had been a disaster, with United failing to make the Champions League, or even the Europa League. There had been an outcry among the papers, and, in their infinite wisdom, Ed Woodward and the Glazer family had decided a domestic manager was the best option. Sherwood’s run […]
Benno (@Benglorious) It’s finally matchday again after what felt like a six month international break. In reality it was only three months, but away goals count double. Aston Villa are the visitors to Old Trafford today, and they have a different manager from when we last played them. Tim of Sherwood may have left his […]
What are you reading this for when I still have Christmas shopping to do? WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Tom (@Tom_McGhee): Aston Villa, if that’s their real name, ear necklaces, magic beans, and I wish Optimus Prime was real and other things what Tom would say irl. Prediction: idgi. Benno (@Benglorious): After a rather interesting chat with JUSTIN BIEBER our only reader the other night, I think I may have discovered NORTH KOREA […]
Benno (@Benglorious): The Bobbins: A Tale of Trying King Alexander had ruled Traffordonia for nearly thirty years. He was much respected by his enemies and beloved by his people because during his reign the kingdom had flourished, and was the envy of the whole world. Alexander knew that his time as king was coming […]
Ben (Benglorious): Sunderland are the only team in the Premiership that use the full “A.F.C.” in their name. Apart from Arsenal when they shorten their name and say the whole thing as an acronym. Or Aston Villa when they both acronym (verb?) their name and drop the “Villa” bit. And West Bromwich Albion when they […]
Ben (Benglorious): Just a short one today as I’ve got a lot of flight checks to go through before my trip over M16 this afternoon. Prediction: Robin hat-trick to make it mathematically impossible for City to catch us and clinch our 20th title. 1-0 Villa. About the author: I’ve never actually flown a plane […]
Look, David, if you had one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment, would you capture it? Or just let it slip, yo… . His palms are sweaty, “Rio’s weak”, “Ando’s heavy”, there’s DM on his sweater already – Morgan sewed it. He’s nervous, and on the surface he […]
Had to nick this off the Beeb, cus. Villa have been really beyond awful at times this season, but as we found out ourselves, their position in the league speaks little of the actual potential the team possesses. They are scrapping for their lives and I have absolutely no doubt whatever that they will be […]