West Brom

United 0 - 1 West Brom

United 0 – 1 West Brom

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United vs. West Brom

United vs. West Brom

(@Benglorious) Brett’s back from Poland so there’s no need to do any words or jokes, cos he’s the best and whatever I write will only embarrass me when compared to his words or jokes. Prediction: I write some words or jokes and am embarrassed. 0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) I am out having birthday meals please […]

West Brom 1 - 2 United

West Brom 1 – 2 United

And the Reds go marchin’ on on on. Off. Here’s another 5 things we learned: 1. Have already forgotten entire game. 2. I think Tony V got injured. 3. Was that the game where Hammy Gammon Gary Barry scored?

West Brom vs. United

West Brom vs. United

  (@Benglorious) Don’t you live in a hotel with Lenny Henry? Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) I can’t do words because Last Jedi spoilers. Prediction: 0-0 United   m (@bifurcated_utd) Can you two sort your company out? I still have no intercepting in my new flat. Ruddy Virgin’s Media. Prediction: Make me. 0-0 United.

United 0 - 0 West Brom

United 0 – 0 West Brom

Fortress Old Trafford yet again proved impenetrable to yet another top tier club from yet another of Europe’s elite leagues, yet again. Here’s five things we yet again learned yet again: 1. If you don’t watch it – because you’re finishing a path – and then check Twitter afterwards, you legit can’t tell if we’ve won […]

West Brom 0 - 2 United

West Brom 0 – 2 United

Another game, another 3 points. But still the same amount of points behind Chelsea as we were before we got that win, and 3 points?! So, what’s the use of points if they don’t get you anywhere? The English Premier League needs to seriously consider restructuring the whole points system imho: if you’ve already amassed […]

West Brom vs. United

West Brom vs. United

 (@Benglorious) I’m guessing there’s some more football on today. There’s always football. Was gonna write about that Star Wars thing but I’m pretty sure Tom wants to spoil that for Paul. I enjoyed the PIEEW-PIEEW guns and the VWOMM-VWOMMM stick the most. Rojo penalised.   Prediction: Me to never use any lyrics by Brett for […]

West Brom 1 - 0 United

West Brom 1 – 0 United

  It was abrazos all round but not for Juan Mata, as he proved Mourinho and all the haterz absolutely right by single-handedly destroying all our dreams and ambitions and lives and relationships and worlds and futures and pasts and presents and historys and dreams within two first half-minutes of sheer and unadulterated and crazy […]

West Brom vs. United

West Brom vs. United

 Benno (@Benglorious) Fifteen wins in a row has put us right back in contention to win some trophy or other that we weren’t in contention to win at some previous point in history. Seriously though, there can’t be too many games left, can there? Christ, I hope not. I can’t take much more of this. Opposition […]

United 2 – 0 WBA

It was literally, metaphorically, and literally raining Premier League goals at Ol’ T at the weekend, as not one but two drops condensed from the dark clouds of the previous baron years. Even more exciting was the sight of Captain Evaporation being subbed off; 3 years after old father time had held up the metaphorical, […]

United vs WBA

United vs WBA

   Benno (@Benglorious) In a classic case of life imitating darts, Brett hasn’t written his thing yet so I can’t steal any of his stuff. To make matters even more like that thing I said in the first sentence, Tom hasn’t written anything since the incident so there’s no chance of me even poncing one […]

West Brom 2 – 2 United

No point. Well, one. Here’s the best joke off twitter this week to lighten the mood. Oh, it was mine. I’m honoured.  

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