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	<title>Bifurcated Manchester United &#187; Young Rash</title>
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		<title>FA Cup: Blackburn 1 &#8211; 2 United</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2017 13:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Magical Jose Mourinho used the magic of the cup to make magical Zlatan and magical Pogba magically appear on the pitch and magically create and magically score the magical winning magic. And now you&#8217;re gonna etc&#8230; Here&#8217;s 5 magical things we magic: 1. Brett is bad. 2. He was working. If anything he&#8217;s a working [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-14725" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Breakfast-at-Zlattanys-300x199.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="199" />Magical Jose Mourinho used the magic of the cup to make magical Zlatan and magical Pogba magically appear on the pitch and magically create and magically score the magical winning magic.</p>
<p>And now you&#8217;re gonna etc&#8230;</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s 5 magical things we magic:</p>
<p>1. Brett is bad.</p>
<p>2. He was working. If anything he&#8217;s a working class hero imho.</p>
<p>3. Agree to disagree.</p>
<p>4. Tory.</p>
<p>5. We won. Get over it.</p>
<p>6. Make me.</p>
<p>6. I thing you&#8217;re both great.</p>
<p>7. That&#8217;s great.</p>
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		<title>United 4 &#8211; 1 Leicester</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2016 19:07:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Four one that was a good result BOOOM!!! As in &#8216;for me&#8217;. Cos the score was four goals to one. Tonight we&#8217;re gonna review like it&#8217;s 2-2-2-2012 on Twitter. Hold up it is!! Big Willy style innit. Not for you Mcghee. Football??!! Bloody hell!!! That&#8217;s mine. Last week we were all crying into our pot [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-14677" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Poggaz-300x252.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="252" />Four one that was a good result BOOOM!!! As in &#8216;for me&#8217;. Cos the score was four goals to one. Tonight we&#8217;re gonna review like it&#8217;s 2-2-2-2012 on Twitter. Hold up it is!! Big Willy style innit. Not for you Mcghee.</p>
<p>Football??!! Bloody hell!!! That&#8217;s mine. Last week we were all crying into our pot noodles and beating our loved ones with a rolling pin. And this week we&#8217;re making merry and beating our loved ones with a rolling pin but apologising afterwards.</p>
<p>United. United. United. In that order. Innit. Hashtag GGMU.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned about our heroes in red* *Sometimes white, and sometimes whatever the other colour is, I&#8217;m gonna say pink, cos that&#8217;s just a nightmare waiting to happen for the kit cleaners/women:</p>
<p>1. Thought it conspicuous that a lot of Wayne&#8217;s detractors remained silent after today&#8217;s performance (his best for a while imho, give or take the last 8 mins).</p>
<p>3. Pretty sure Wayne would&#8217;ve saved Gray&#8217;s effort tbh.</p>
<p>6) Actually watched most of this one. Pretty sure it was written by JJ Abrams.</p>
<p>2. Your face is written b</p>
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