United vs. Burnley
With Marcus Rashford attending manual handling training for company compliance the goals scoring duties will have to be shared between the ghost of Ruud, Andreas from 59 yards, and O.G Here’s 5 things that, like our midfield, aren’t really things at all: 1. Someone pressed delete instead of copy on the WhatsApp group pre-match thoughts, […]
United vs. Liverpool
As the mighty reds go marching on to glory in all the cups, only Jurgen Klopp and his other reds are standing in our way: Here’s 5 things to look out for: 1. I believe we will learn to love again 2. A drunk will lose a bet (the bet will be ‘I bet we […]
Arsenal vs. United
(@Benglorious) Prediction: See below M (@tom_mcghee) Prediction: See below M (@bifurcated_utd) Prediction: Abject misery.
United vs. Newcastle
(@Benglorious) Prediction: I’d sit in my dressing gown personally. M (@tom_mcghee) Also, I will probably not do words today as the game is at 5:30 and this is the one day I have to myself so I’m just going to sit in my dressing down. Prediction: all day smoking/drinking everything I can find also fuck the […]
Watford vs. United
(@Benglorious) Are we playing today? Prediction: Lunch tomorrow I believe M (@tom_mcghee) Lol I was gonna try and do some today but had to go and buy a suit and Hannas Christmas present lol Prediction: N/A M (@bifurcated_utd) Prediction: Watfucks given more like