Bifurcated Manchester United » Academy Awards https://bifurcated.co.uk Quasi-Futuristic Allegorical Football Meta-Narrative Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:33:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41 Crystal Palace vs. United https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/pregame/crystal-palace-vs-united-3 https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/pregame/crystal-palace-vs-united-3#comments Tue, 06 Mar 2018 13:35:10 +0000 http://bifurcated.co.uk/?p=16145

 

(@Benglorious)

Prediction: Below is an idiot. They know what he looks like. 0-0 United.

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2017-02-10 23.14.32 (@tom_mcghee)

No words today due to the Academy’s shameful lack of recognition for Thor. For shame.

Prediction: Repost to above: He’s had a haircut. 0-0 United.

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(@bifurcated_utd)

I’m not doing words cos it’s us playing against a team even worse at football than us.

Prediction: 0-0 United.

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