Bifurcated Manchester United » Achey Breaky Heart https://bifurcated.co.uk Quasi-Futuristic Allegorical Football Meta-Narrative Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:33:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41 Southampton 2 – 2 United https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/southampton-2-2-united https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/southampton-2-2-united#comments Wed, 05 Dec 2018 13:10:34 +0000 http://bifurcated.co.uk/?p=16534 Not quite the -25 – -25 thriller the finest experts in the land were predicting but the perfectly executed plan to leave Mark Hughes available in the summer when United are looking for a Director of Football to provide the essential guidance Jose Mourinho requires for the remainder of his odyssey…

 

 

Here’s 5 things we learneded:

1. Mark Hughes may be an awful man and an even worse manager

2. I’ve forgotten my point

3. Cyrus is actually the virus. Established in Con Air. Good movie, good actors.

4. Love that Wrecking Ball song.

5. It’s no Achey break heart the man had an invisible lasso

6. I hear you brother. You try and stick it to him and *yoink*.

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