The 5 most comprehensive learns you’ll ever learn:

Whatevs) didn’t see it.

Trevs) me neither. I like the idea of winning though.

Jinxevs) same.

I just really really want to see the Paul’s House Christmas special that Brett did the puppets for..! Pllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeee!

Prediction: 23,000 views.

 Tom (@tom_mcghee)

MEEEEEE TOO! Can you post it on your bit Brett? Pleeeeeeaaaasssseeeeeeeeee!

Prediction:  Pretty pleeeeeeeaaaaaaassssseeeee!

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 Brett(@onement)

Tbh out of respect for your two’s craft, I was going to keep the two seperate … but as you’re so bothered…

Prediction: 

As for the match: that’s now 8 goals in two games like the swashbucklingnessisms you all deserved. And David Savids is catching (lol @ catching) the Roonies.

We look more and more like a football team every day. Sorry, I meant a boring kids float at a shit village fete.

5 things us learned. ARE YOU LISTENING VANGLE?

Wan) Bournemouth are genuine title contenders.

Too) Fellaini is a knee walking genius.

Free) People drinking in reindeer onesies are hard to take seriously when they say Giggsy is a bad manager.

Phwoar) I was santa today at a kids party. Not sure if there’s any jokes you can come back with tbh.

Fife) Put that in the list.