Lookinthe Toprightco (rner): Tony

Ben — Fri, 10 Mar 2017 11:54:47 +0000

United vs. Bournemouth

Us — Sat, 04 Mar 2017 10:23:54 +0000

(@Benglorious)

Spent so much time making the dankest of memes that I can’t do a preview. What a time to be alive.

Luke Shaw match stats:

Interceptions – 6

Tackles – 14

Headed clearances – 3

Take-ons – 11

Dribbles – 29

Pass completion – 97%

Assists – 2

Goals – 2

Next game – 2018

0-0 United.

Bournemouth is named after Jason Bourne’s mouth; the river idea is a cover to protect his identity/mouth. Eddie Howe is named after his paternal grandfather. Love this fixture purely for the memories of Fellaini’s walking on his knees goal.

Logan (2017)

Supposedly the final Hugh Jackman outing, I haven’t seen it. That aside etc.

Prediction: hearing rumours we could go 5th if we win? Seems contrary to our ‘being 6th forever’ plan, not sure it’ll play out. 7-0 United, Luke Shaw hat-trick and mass circle jerk over Mourinho’s man-management skills.

(@bifurcated_utd)

I hate ~~myself.~~ Benno and Tom.

Why is Sean Paul a thing again?

Prediction: Tom to do the a Jason Bourne joke again. 0-0 United.

Bifurcated Manchester United » Antonio Valencia