(@Benglorious)

Prediction: Change of Luck?

M

 (@tom_mcghee)

Prediction: Forgot to reply to this. That’s not a good sign re: words imho

M

(@bifurcated_utd)

Luke Shaw returns to the side after his final treatment in the long since documented series of minor cosmetic adjustments in his bid to become Gary Barlow in 1995, so, expect everything to change but U(nited).

Them two abso not contributing to this really impacts my genius.

Prediction: No-on cares, unless we win, and, or, lose, babe.