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		<title>FAC SF United 2 &#8211; 1 Tottenham Spurs</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[AND NOW YOU&#8217;RE GONNA BELIEVE US!!!! AND NOW YOU&#8217;RE GONNA BELIEVE US!!!!! AND NOW YOU&#8217;RE GONNA BELIEVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSS &#8230; !!!! Wait. What were we saying?! andnowyou&#8217;regonnabelieveus, andnowyou&#8217;regonnabelieveus, andnowyou&#8217;regonnabelieveus no, it&#8217;s gone. &#160; Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned: 1. After a couple of minor upgrades Atreus becomes a decent ally to Kratos. 2. Herrera is the [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft  wp-image-15629" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Anderguard-300x192.jpg" alt="" width="316" height="202" />AND NOW YOU&#8217;RE GONNA BELIEVE US!!!! AND NOW YOU&#8217;RE GONNA BELIEVE US!!!!! AND NOW YOU&#8217;RE GONNA BELIEVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSS &#8230; !!!! Wait. What were we saying?! andnowyou&#8217;regonnabelieveus, andnowyou&#8217;regonnabelieveus, andnowyou&#8217;regonnabelieveus no, it&#8217;s gone.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned:</p>
<p>1. After a couple of minor upgrades Atreus becomes a decent ally to Kratos.</p>
<p>2. Herrera is the Lingard that Dele Alli thinks he is.</p>
<p>3. I like how every game lately has been like an A-Team episode i.e. gang gets captured (concedes a goal) but then B.A (Bad Attitude) Baracus ain&#8217;t getting on no plane.</p>
<p>4. Harry Kane should shave that beard before WC to avoid the old maxim &#8216;striker with beard, not to be feared&#8217; imho. It also makes him look like Teen Wolf.</p>
<p>5. Think it&#8217;s asking a bit much to ask Harry Kane to shave that beard every time he goes to the toilet tbh.</p>
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