(@tom_mcghee)

Can’t do words tonight pals I am too tired from all the masturbating

Prediction: Dutch rudder the fuck outta me bro

(@Benglorious)

I’m with Tom. Like, we’re in the same place. Wanking too much

Prediction: Pass the butter

(@bifurcated_utd)

I’ve got a feeling (Woohoo!) that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that tonight’s gonna be a good good night…

This is going to be Bayern CL final 99 x PSG CL 2019!

Prediction: maybe I’ve misjudged the above. Not their bit