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		<title>Burnley 0 &#8211; 2 United</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2018 21:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To drive traffic to the Bif site we have put the word Google in to this opening paragraph. All we need do now is wait for Lady Fame to come a-knocking&#8230; &#160; &#160; Here are the 5 things we feel most beneficial to share with you all from the any number of things (5) we [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>To drive traffic to the Bif site we have put the word Google in to this opening paragraph. All we need do now is wait for Lady Fame to come a-knocking&#8230;</p>
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<p>Here are the 5 things we feel most beneficial to share with you all from the any number of things (5) we learned:</p>
<p>1. Best team in the world. No question.</p>
<p>2. The reason Magdalene College is pronounced &#8216;maudlin&#8217; is because of old bibles and Lord Audley.</p>
<p>3. I thought it was because of Alex Oxbridge-Chelmsford.</p>
<p>4. False I googled it.</p>
<p>5. Well, the reason is false. I fully believe your thought it.</p>
<p>6. &#8216;Your thought it&#8217;  me fail English that unpossible</p>
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