(@Benglorious)

I ain’t.

Prediction: I ain’t.

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 (@tom_mcghee)

You should see my fucking Instagram. Also i just saw an interview where Liverpool keeper Alison is described as ‘Liverpool’s lean, erect, handsome finger man’ and I want to know who stole my book of homoerotic poems to Benno.

Prediction: Phil Jones. 3-2 West Ham, Barrels rolled out for a good ol fashioned cockney knees up with Mother Brown aka a smack party

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(@bifurcated_utd)

I find that making predictions 15 minutes into the second half makes this easier. Why has no-one tried it before??!! I am genius.

Prediction: West Ham to take a very early lead, after approximately 5 mins, let’s say scored by a footballer called Anderson. Then as we approach half time another goal goes in to make it 2-0, but we already don’t care and are not watching. Second half is anyones guess. FT: 0-0 United.