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		<description><![CDATA[   (@Benglorious) We are truly honoured today to visit the home of the champions of England. They won the Premiership League last season with a form of possession football that truly dominated nearly every team they played against. How they are not top of the league at the moment is a mystery to even the [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<div class="_Jig">We are truly honoured today to visit the home of the champions of England. They won the Premiership League last season with a form of possession football that truly dominated nearly every team they played against. How they are not top of the league at the moment is a mystery to even the brightest football minds, but it will not be long until they are back amongst the silverware their unpredictable style of play so richly deserves.</div>
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<div class="_Jig">Here are some fun facts about Leicester:</div>
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<li>Country of origin: United Kingdom</li>
<li>Region: Leicestershire</li>
<li>Family: Cheddar</li>
<li>Made from unpasteurized cow&#8217;s milk</li>
<li>Type: hard, artisan</li>
<li>Fat content: 48%</li>
<li>Texture: crumbly and dense</li>
<li>Rind: cloth wrapped</li>
<li>Colour: orange</li>
<li>Flavour: burnt caramel, full-flavored, sweet</li>
<li>Aroma: rich</li>
<li>Vegetarian: no</li>
<li>Synonyms: Leicester, Leicestershire</li>
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<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">m</span></p>
<p><strong>Prediction: New hashtags and dance crazes to dominate in one of the best adverts for the Premier League the world has ever seen. There&#8217;ll also be a football match. 0-0 United.</strong></p>
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<p>I am so excited about the football today and really hope the boys do well.</p>
<p><em>Grimsby</em> (2016)</p>
<p>Glols from start to finish. Give SBC Bill Gates&#8217; wages. If you love a good old laugh, then this is the movie for you. There&#8217;s this one scene with an Elephant&#8217;s penis that just split my sides. In fact I needed a needle and thread all the way through! That aside, pretty good.</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: We will finally take the opportunity to catch up on our Premier League rivals. 1-2 United.</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">m </span></p>
<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/brett3-e1471026057469.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14556" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/brett3-e1471026057469.jpg" alt="brett" width="90" height="112" /></a> (<a href="http://www.twitter.com/bifurcated_utd">@bifurcated_utd</a>)</h4>
<p>The Ghost &#8216;Paper&#8217; Town has a really interesting history.</p>
<p>In 1985, the Washington State Legislature passed a law that dissolved school districts with fewer than five students, leading to the disbandment of the Lester school district. A mock funeral was held for the town by residents in response to the closure of the school. Shame.<span style="font-size: small;"> </span></p>
<p>The town&#8217;s &#8220;last resident&#8221;, Gertrude Murphy, died in September 2002 at the age of 99. So close.</p>
<p>The city of Tacoma began purchasing property in Lester in 1963, seeking to protect the Green River watershed where the city sources its drinking water.<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>Tacoma attempted to block access to the town, leading to protests and the destruction of gates on the only all-weather road leading to Lester, in an incident known as the &#8220;Battle of the Lester Gate&#8221;.<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>King County sued the city of Tacoma over blocking access to Lester, arguing that the road was owned by the county. The King County Superior Courtruled in Tacoma&#8217;s favor in July 1962 to temporarily keep locks on its Lester gates.<span style="font-size: small;"> </span> The court later determined in 1965 that the county&#8217;s failure to include other landowners in the suit hampered the court&#8217;s abilities to adjudicate the case. Ruddy court.</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: Wrong Lester, right? 0-0 United.</strong></p>
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