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	<title>Bifurcated Manchester United &#187; Crying</title>
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		<title>United 2 &#8211; 1 Liverpool</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2018 13:53:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Avacado]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crufts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Graeme Souness]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Spit in teenage girl's face]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bahahahahahahahahahaha Graeme Souness. Face. 5 things learned: 1. Beating Liverpool is legit the best. 2. Second is Souness&#8217; salty salty tears. Man forgot how to form sentences hahahahahaha 3. Rashford is better than the thing you like. 4. Poor old Jamie Carragher. Sad indictment of our nation when a grown man can no longer spit [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>5 things learned:</p>
<p>1. Beating Liverpool is legit the best.</p>
<p>2. Second is Souness&#8217; salty salty tears. Man forgot how to form sentences hahahahahaha</p>
<p>3. Rashford is better than the thing you like.</p>
<p>4. Poor old Jamie Carragher. Sad indictment of our nation when a grown man can no longer spit into a teenage girl&#8217;s face without reprisal. This is like the avocado thing all over again.</p>
<p>5. Crufts.</p>
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