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		<title>FAC: Arsenal 1 &#8211; 3 United</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tis oft said (BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA like olden days language innit. Like Quaff, or Peacock Feathers) that the FA Cup is a magical competition, where miracles abound etc etc &#8230; Alexis Sanchez. Here&#8217;s another 5 things we learned: 1. Jesse moonwalking all over the pitch is the greatest celebration of all time and anyone who disagrees is [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft wp-image-16578 size-full" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/ole.jpg" alt="" width="261" height="442" />Tis oft said (BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA like olden days language innit. Like Quaff, or Peacock Feathers) that the FA Cup is a magical competition, where miracles abound etc etc &#8230; Alexis Sanchez.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s another 5 things we learned:</p>
<p>1. Jesse moonwalking all over the pitch is the greatest celebration of all time and anyone who disagrees is a Nazi</p>
<p>2. Lol @ Arsenal</p>
<p>3. The arsenal players were tired because their manager drank all their blood with dracula sucking</p>
<p>4. idgi</p>
<p>5. idgi dancefloor either tbh</p>
<p>6. Wait. Cos of the dancefloor and the dracula. Makes sense.</p>
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