Bifurcated Manchester United » Defoe https://bifurcated.co.uk Quasi-Futuristic Allegorical Football Meta-Narrative Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:33:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41 Sunderland 2 – 1 United https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/sunderland-2-1-united https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/sunderland-2-1-united#comments Sat, 20 Feb 2016 12:54:27 +0000 http://bifurcated.co.uk/?p=14010 A goal created by a golden eagle, made of futuristic dreams from the future dreams factory in the future, in the corridors of the pantheon of universal aplombness, and delivered to football via the conduit of Anthony Martial leg and foot bit, is the only thing I remember from this game. That aside, pretty good.

Here’s 5 things we learned innit:

1) I learnt nothing.

2) I learnt less.

3) No. If anything I unlearned what I had learned.

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