Bifurcated Manchester United » Die https://bifurcated.co.uk Quasi-Futuristic Allegorical Football Meta-Narrative Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:33:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41 United 0 – 2 Cardiff https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/united-0-2-cardiff https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/united-0-2-cardiff#comments Mon, 13 May 2019 11:52:47 +0000 http://bifurcated.co.uk/?p=16916 Thank. Fuck.

Here’s the final 5 things we learned from the season that taught us so much without teaching us anything we didn’t already know, or want to know or want to learn about knowing about:

1. Bad luck, Liverpool.

2. I’d rather have no chance of winning the league from the start than have all my hopes and dreams crushed on the final day of the season by Sergio Aguero

3. Wait…

4. It’s still definitely Jose’s fault. All of it. Despite him not being there for 6 months

5. Die United, Die (German for The United, the) and anyone who speaks German can’t be an evil man

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