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	<title>Bifurcated Manchester United &#187; Dinner</title>
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		<title>Everton 0 &#8211; 2 United</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2018 12:11:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rooney sure showed us. BahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH etc. Here&#8217;s 5 things we learnt: 1. Even without some of our first choice players I find it very difficult to believe that United can catch us now. 2. But you&#8217;rOh!! It&#8217;s a joke! 3. If you have dinner and miss the game the result seems better because you didn&#8217;t [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things we learnt:</p>
<p>1. Even without some of our first choice players I find it very difficult to believe that United can catch us now.</p>
<p>2. But you&#8217;rOh!! It&#8217;s a joke!</p>
<p>3. If you have dinner and miss the game the result seems better because you didn&#8217;t watch all the bad football.</p>
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