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 Benno (@Benglorious)

If we were playing Tottenham, I could make some spurious reference to Kyle Walker’s alleged love of dogging.  We’re not.

Prediction: Gundogan to start in place of Carrick for his 100th appearance for the club, Hummels will continue his recent run of goalscoring with yet another header from a set-piece, Falcao will score Danny’s customary two and two of the previous statements are far more likely to happen than the other one.  1-0 Everton.

Where are they right now?

Anderson Luís de Abreu Oliveira

Frozen in this pose forever.

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 Tom (@tom_mcghee)

Completely forgot all about football until this morning and have been busy sitting since.

Prediction:  Benno to finally snap and kill all of us for never doing any work.  2-1 United.

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 Brett (@DaySixofThirtyInTheHole)

Made friends today by “looking after” something for my cellmate, God rest his soul.

Prediction:  Irish Pete with his customary one in the shower, followed by Big Sal eating my lunch.  3-2 United.