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	<title>Bifurcated Manchester United &#187; Eggs</title>
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		<title>LC: United 0 &#8211; 0 Middlesborough (1-3 pens)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2015 18:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Postgame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reaction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ashley Young]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Easter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eggs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[League Cup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Carrick]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rooney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vangle]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[With Halloween just around the corner, we&#8217;re giving this analysis an egg theme&#8230; An egg each took the match into Added Egg Time and then eggsactly what happened next has been destroyed in the fire. No doubt, Capper Roo set the eggsample, and Michael &#8216;The Michael Carrick&#8217; Carrick, and Ashley &#8216;The Elder&#8217; Young did the [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>With Halloween just around the corner, we&#8217;re giving this analysis an egg theme&#8230;</p>
<p>An egg each took the match into Added Egg Time and then eggsactly what happened next has been destroyed in the fire.</p>
<p>No doubt, Capper Roo set the eggsample, and Michael &#8216;The Michael Carrick&#8217; Carrick, and Ashley &#8216;The Elder&#8217; Young did the rest.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">.</span></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s 5 eggs we learned:</p>
<p>1) Rooney is bad.</p>
<p>2) People like tinned peas (and eggs).</p>
<p>3) Rooney is an egg. Sorry eggs.</p>
<p>4) Vangle is an anagram of eg vlan. Like Egg Flan.</p>
<p>5) Eggs are EASTER.</p>
<p>6) This was a waste of your time and ours and eggs.</p>
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