Bifurcated Manchester United » Fast and Furious https://bifurcated.co.uk Quasi-Futuristic Allegorical Football Meta-Narrative Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:33:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41 EL: Anderlecht vs. United https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/pregame/el-anderlecht-vs-united https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/pregame/el-anderlecht-vs-united#comments Thu, 13 Apr 2017 17:47:27 +0000 http://bifurcated.co.uk/?p=15530 FergieQuestionMark
(@Benglorious)
Anyone who’s ever played ‘Famous Belgians’ knows Ander Lecht, inventor of waffles and Tintin. Should be an absolute pushover.
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Prediction: Goals for Poirot and Jean-Claude Van Damme will not be enough for the plucky Belgians. 0-0 United.

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2017-02-10 23.14.32 (@tom_mcghee)

I ruddy love Anderlecht. I’d open a coffeshop there in a heartbeat if I thought I wouldn’t smoke all the profits.

 

Fast And Furious Pick A Number (2017)

Vin Diesel drives a car into the Rock who’s in love with that Latina with the plastic teeth or something. That aside, pretty good.

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Prediction: Goals for Januzaj and Fellaini as our Belgians destroy their Belgians. 0-0 United.

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(@bifurcated_utd)

Ander’s got ‘em licked more like.

Prediction: Ander to lick ‘em. 0-0 United.

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