(@Benglorious)

Christmas was good because Brett didn’t try and force any of his lyrics on me. In unrelated news, I’m out of lyrics.

Prediction: Middlesbra used to have Ravanelli playing up front. Rava-fucking-nelli. Ask your dad. Or Paul, whichever is oldest. Paul. Happy New Year or whatever. 0-0 United.

 (@tom_mcghee)

Not writing words because I legit hate you two and our audience (Paul).

Also Middlesborough are for tools.

Prediction: Who/when are we playing?

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 (@ttackattackattack)

It’s the end of another great year for the great friends team at Bifurcated Towers! Not nearly nominated for an FBA. And only blocked by 37 users of popular social media platform Twitter. I was only dead for 312 days. Tom thought about writing a blog post with words. And I don’t think I’m forgetting anyone else. Oh yeah, how could I forget Paul?! That’s definitely it now.

Here’s to another 1000 posts and some more great lols in 2017!! Or, what the critics are calling 20BIFteen. That a joke worked better in 2015 and also slightly better in 2016 tbf.

Prediction: 0-0 United. 

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1) Better Rooneys:

a) Mickey.

a2) Anyone else with that name.

1) Should put out a missing persons notice for Darmian.

6) The tweet of Basti and Ramsey with ‘Bitch, please’ getting triple figures is really fucking stupid when you’ve lost 3-0.

7) Triple figures doesn’t mean 3.

8) Family birthday parties are better than watching us get beat. Just.

9) One of us is called ‘Just’.

10) International breaks every week could work.

11) The FBA judges are flammable.