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		<title>United 1 &#8211; 0 Watford</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2018 11:51:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goodbye Michael Carrick, you were a wonderful &#8230; I&#8217;m gonna say &#8230; midfielder man?! &#160; WOOOOHHHHOOOOOOOO!! NO MORE RUDDY GAMwhat? FA Cup what? FFS. &#160; Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned: 1. Didn&#8217;t watch it on a stream or even the highlights that&#8217;s how little I care now. 2. Agents of SHIELD was lovely, Fitz &#38; [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-12606" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Carrick2-300x240.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="240" />Goodbye Michael Carrick, you were a wonderful &#8230; I&#8217;m gonna say &#8230; midfielder man?!</p>
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<p>WOOOOHHHHOOOOOOOO!! NO MORE RUDDY GAMwhat? FA Cup what? FFS.</p>
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<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned:</p>
<p>1. Didn&#8217;t watch it on a stream or even the highlights that&#8217;s how little I care now.</p>
<p>2. Agents of SHIELD was lovely, Fitz &amp; Simmons got married.</p>
<p>3. I listened to the Liverpool game on the radio because I was repairing plaster.</p>
<p>4. They sound pretty good, might challenge for this season&#8217;s title.</p>
<p>5. I watched the game on the television because I was drying paint with my eyesBOOM!</p>
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