United 4 (Four) – 0 Everton

Us — Mon, 18 Sep 2017 10:58:37 +0000

The establishment of a Polish state can be traced back to 966, when Mieszko I, ruler of a territory roughly coextensive with that of present-day Poland, converted to Christianity. The Kingdom of Poland was founded in 1025, and in 1569 it cemented a longstanding political association with the Grand Duchy of Lithuania by signing the Union of Lublin. This union formed the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth, one of the largest (about 1 million km²) and most populous countries of 16th and 17th century Europe with a uniquely liberal political system which declared Europe’s first constitution.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Vodka is a alcohol.

2. You have to drink lots.

3. You get use to it.

4. Your tolerance improves during your holiday.

5. Oh, wait…

6. Sick in another car park.

Swansea 0 – 4 (Four) United

Us — Sat, 26 Aug 2017 12:14:30 +0000

With Brett (the maverick one of us) in Poland you would think us two clowns (Tom and Benno) would do this review, but we are massive blends.

FOURchester United more like!

Here’s FOUR things we learned in honFOUR of FOUR FOURmidable team:

1. I’m not sure how to handle all these goals.

2. It just doesn’t feel right.

3. I like the ‘1-0 at half-time, same 3 scorers in second half’ pattern we’ve got going – winning every game by 4 goals can only improve our chances of winning the English premiership league title trophy.

4. Swansea booing Rashford makes them for tools.

5. We always said goals win games. Now the naysayers can us the credit we deserve.

6. I say nay to the naysayers.

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United 4 (Four) – 0 Everton

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