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	<title>Bifurcated Manchester United &#187; Frank</title>
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		<title>CL: Basel 1 &#8211; 0 United</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last minute goals are for tools. We&#8217;ve always said that. Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned: 1. If the second half was anything like the first half it must&#8217;ve been an awful match. 2. I didn&#8217;t watch the second half. 3. I hope that implication was clear. 4. Because the first half was terrible. 5. What [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned:</p>
<p>1. If the second half was anything like the first half it must&#8217;ve been an awful match.</p>
<p>2. I didn&#8217;t watch the second half.</p>
<p>3. I hope that implication was clear.</p>
<p>4. Because the first half was terrible.</p>
<p>5. What was the final score?</p>
<p>6. Why do they keep sending cannon fodder after Frank? These are supposed to be professional mercenaries.</p>
<p>7. I can&#8217;t help you. I just watched half time.</p>
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