<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Bifurcated Manchester United &#187; Gary Johnson</title>
	<atom:link href="https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/tag/gary-johnson/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>https://bifurcated.co.uk</link>
	<description>Quasi-Futuristic Allegorical Football Meta-Narrative</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:33:40 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en-US</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41</generator>
	<item>
		<title>EFL Cup QF: Bristol City vs. United</title>
		<link>https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/pregame/efl-cup-qf-bristol-city-vs-united</link>
		<comments>https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/pregame/efl-cup-qf-bristol-city-vs-united#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2017 17:11:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Us]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Predictions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pregame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bristol City]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carabo Cup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[EFL Cup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gary Johnson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ibra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mourinho]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wine]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bifurcated.co.uk/?p=15986</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; (@Benglorious) YOU SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TEAM Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) Who the fuck are we playing now? Oh wait is it Brighton? Everyone is moaning about a bottle of wine. Prediction: Why don&#8217;t you just bum Julia Caesar? 0-0 United &#160; m (@bifurcated_utd) Hey lads! Think you mean WINEing! Prediction: Might do. The [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-14602" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Pauls-House-Ibra-486x600.jpg" alt="" width="486" height="600" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<h4><strong><a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank"><img class="alignnone wp-image-15271 size-full" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Photo-27-01-2017-23-05-45-e1485558662486.jpg" alt="" width="60" height="91" />(@Be</a></strong><strong><a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank">nglorious</a>)</strong></h4>
<p>YOU SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TEAM</p>
<p><strong>Prediction:  0-0 United.</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">m</span></p>
<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017-02-10-23.14.32-e1486768985713.jpg"><img class="alignnone wp-image-15339 size-full" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017-02-10-23.14.32-e1486768985713.jpg" alt="2017-02-10 23.14.32" width="85" height="151" /></a> (<a href="https://twitter.com/faketaxi" target="_blank">@tom_mcghee</a>)</h4>
<p>Who the fuck are we playing now? Oh wait is it Brighton? Everyone is moaning about a bottle of wine.</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: Why don&#8217;t you just bum Julia Caesar? 0-0 United</strong></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">m</span></p>
<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/brett3-e1471026057469.jpg"><img class=" wp-image-15334 alignnone" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/IMG-20170208-WA0002-195x300.jpg" alt="" width="87" height="134" /></a>(<a href="http://www.twitter.com/bifurcated_utd">@bifurcated_utd</a>)</h4>
<p>Hey lads! Think you mean WINEing!</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: Might do. The Salad Cunt. 0-0 United.</strong></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/pregame/efl-cup-qf-bristol-city-vs-united/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
