(@Benglorious)

I am not doing my dogshit words today cos I am sick and tired of always being upstaged by Brett and his really amazing words. Skip to the end to read Brett’s part, and don’t read this to avoid disappointment.

Prediction: You will have already have skipped to the end cos Me and Mcghee.

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 (@tom_mcghee)

Hearing rumours that Watford are actually good now and have 12 points from a possible 12 points. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Edwin Starr.

Deadpool 2 (2018)

Like the first one (jokes wise) but with a different story (story wise), I liked it when he told Josh Brolin to ‘shut up Thanos’ and when Brad Pitt died. That aside, pretty good.

Prediction: Fans to argue if we win/lose, media to crywank over Jose regardless of result, fans to then crywank over media. 2-1 Watford, the ghost of Wayne Rooney seen weeping blood tears on the A4145.

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(@bifurcated_utd)

Jokes on Benno cos I am not doing words today so as not to upstage him.

Prediction: I still manage to upstage Benno cos genius.