Here’s the final 5 things we learned from the season that taught us so much without teaching us anything we didn’t already know, or want to know or want to learn about knowing about:

1. Bad luck, Liverpool.

2. I’d rather have no chance of winning the league from the start than have all my hopes and dreams crushed on the final day of the season by Sergio Aguero

3. Wait…

4. It’s still definitely Jose’s fault. All of it. Despite him not being there for 6 months

5. Die United, Die (German for The United, the) and anyone who speaks German can’t be an evil man

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Someone should just disband Manchester United. Release the players back into the wild.

2. Not Phil Jones. At this point the most humane thing is a mercy killing

3. I liked it when Pogba missed from 4yrds

4. Dead rubber smell bad

5. Plenty of people are dissing Band Manchester United, and no-one is requesting an encore.

6. cos ‘Disband’

7. Die Brett, Die (it’s German for ‘The Brett, the’)

8. Die Hard with a Vengeance (it’s German for ‘the hard with a vengeance’)

9. Glol

10. Kuntz (it’s German for cunts)