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	<title>Bifurcated Manchester United &#187; Giant Haystacks</title>
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		<title>FAC: United 1 &#8211; 1 West Ham</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2016 13:11:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The plucky minnows from Londons almost pulled off a giant killing of Goliath times Andre the Giant times Giant Haystacks times Jolly Green Giant proportions. However, a Martial worldy cancelled out a 25-yard hit and hope from some bloke who&#8217;s name is based on our glorious Captain Wayne Rooney&#8217;s fave question. At least for us [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>The plucky minnows from Londons almost pulled off a giant killing of Goliath times Andre the Giant times Giant Haystacks times Jolly Green Giant proportions.</p>
<p>However, a Martial worldy cancelled out a 25-yard hit and hope from some bloke who&#8217;s name is based on our glorious Captain Wayne Rooney&#8217;s fave question.</p>
<p>At least for us F.A Cup romantics, it&#8217;s going to be a big payday for them, when the mighty Reds bring the media circus and T.V cash money to Ham Town, for the replay.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned hard:</p>
<p>Q) You&#8217;re much more cheerful about a result when you have no idea what it is.</p>
<p>M) Ralph Fiennes.</p>
<p>*flag from a country emoji*) Watching us is actually punishment for adultery in some countries now.</p>
<p>007) Us or Us?</p>
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