Bifurcated Manchester United » Glenn Hoddle https://bifurcated.co.uk Quasi-Futuristic Allegorical Football Meta-Narrative Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:33:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41 Middlesborough 1 – 3 United https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/middlesborough-1-3-united https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/middlesborough-1-3-united#comments Mon, 20 Mar 2017 13:14:17 +0000 http://bifurcated.co.uk/?p=15487 United’s tactics have come under intense scrutiny after their second half display saw them revert to a flat back eleven. For those of you who are new to Association Football, a flat back eleven is kind of like a flat back twelve but without the extra character bought in on the heist and without the over-elaborate plot twist at the end that totally obliterates the preceding narrative.

In Mourinho’s defence (DEFENCE!!) … GEDDIT!!

 

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Didn’t watch it.

2. Who were we playing.

3. What was the score.

4. If Fellaini’s recent form is any indication, GoTG vol. 2 is gonna be gold.

5. Minus 5 cool pts for Tony V for Rashing it up on the goal-line.

6. Glenn Hoddle is a chump jive ass motherfucker.

7. Seriously, what was the score?

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