To drive traffic to the Bif site we have put the word Google in to this opening paragraph. All we need do now is wait for Lady Fame to come a-knocking…

Here are the 5 things we feel most beneficial to share with you all from the any number of things (5) we learned:

1. Best team in the world. No question.

2. The reason Magdalene College is pronounced ‘maudlin’ is because of old bibles and Lord Audley.

3. I thought it was because of Alex Oxbridge-Chelmsford.

4. False I googled it.

5. Well, the reason is false. I fully believe your thought it.

6. ‘Your thought it’  me fail English that unpossible

220.1 miles according to Google, if you travel via the M5 and M6. 269.1 miles via the A303. The train-line, though more direct, takes a little longer as has to take into account stations along the way. Which is something that travelling by car never does. Are we supposed to piss our pants just so we can adhere to the strict timings dictated to us by a popular search engineers website?! This reporter says yes.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Martin Keown really doesn’t like Alexis Sanchez.

2. Martin known is a monkey who has been strategically shaved and dressed up.

3. Darmian’s facial hair is upsetting.

4. I like how Sanchez is good because he tries things and gives the ball away.

5. I like how Mkhitaryan is bad because he tries things and gives the ball away.

6. I like how Martin Keown is bad because he’s a cunty bell flap.