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	<title>Bifurcated Manchester United &#187; Guardiola</title>
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		<title>United 1 &#8211; 2 City</title>
		<link>https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/united-1-2-city-3</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2017 16:39:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Us]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Postgame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reaction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[City]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guardiola]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mourinho]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who knew City were better than us? Shut the fuck up. I didn&#8217;t ask your opinion. &#160; Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned: 1. Blue Planet 2 is a bit preachy. 2. I thought we were beaten by a team better than us at the minute. The league should really put together a table of team&#8217;s [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned:</p>
<p>1. Blue Planet 2 is a bit preachy.</p>
<p>2. I thought we were beaten by a team better than us at the minute. The league should really put together a table of team&#8217;s results to stop a lot of arguing imho.</p>
<p>3. It was weird how before the game it was an attacking line-up but by the end it was stupid. Did not see that coming.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>United vs. City</title>
		<link>https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/pregame/united-vs-city-7</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2017 15:33:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Us]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Predictions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pregame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guardiola]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Man City]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mourinho]]></category>

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		<title>EFLC: United 1 &#8211; 0 City</title>
		<link>https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/eflc-united-1-0-city</link>
		<comments>https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/eflc-united-1-0-city#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2016 13:46:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Us]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Postgame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reaction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[City]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[EFLC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guardiola]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Herrera]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ibra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[League Cup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Milk Cup]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Paul Gunning]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pep]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you want to learn that beating City is loads better than losing to City, and that Herrera is really spoiling us (lol, like the chocolate advert. You fuck off and get new jokes), and that well known raconteur and Royal correspondent Paul Gunning had this to say, &#8220;If &#8216;Antonio Valencia actually has a left [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>If you want to learn that beating City is loads better than losing to City, and that Herrera is really spoiling us (lol, like the chocolate advert. You fuck off and get new jokes), and that well known raconteur and Royal correspondent Paul Gunning had this to say, &#8220;If &#8216;Antonio Valencia actually has a left foot&#8217; doesn&#8217;t make it into your 5 things we learnt, you&#8217;re doing it wrong&#8221;. True fans will of course have seen his let foot numerous times &#8211; it is at the bottom of his left foot and helps him to balance/walk/run/play football whilst also, who the fuck is Paul Gunning?? and that should&#8217;ve been a penalty, and not a goal so we could miss it and keep up the losing narrative, and that I believe Paul Gunning was an old wooden ship from the civil war era and that assumed we were aiming for penalties to learn new ways to lose re: 4., then you&#8217;ve come to the right place&#8230;</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned:</p>
<p>1. Beating City is loads better than losing to City.</p>
<p>2.Herrera is really spoiling us (lol, like the chocolate advert. You fuck off and get new jokes).</p>
<p>3. Well known raconteur and Royal correspondent Paul Gunning had this to say, &#8220;If &#8216;Antonio Valencia actually has a left foot&#8217; doesn&#8217;t make it into your 5 things we learnt, you&#8217;re doing it wrong&#8221;. True fans will of course have seen his let foot numerous times &#8211; it is at the bottom of his left foot and helps him to balance/walk/run/play football whilst also, who the fuck is Paul Gunning??</p>
<p>4.Should&#8217;ve been a penalty and not a goal so we could miss it and keep up the losing narrative.</p>
<p>5. I believe Paul Gunning was an old wooden ship from the civil war era.</p>
<p>6. Assumed we were aiming for penalties to learn new ways to lose re: 4.</p>
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		<title>Paul&#8217;s House Puppets: Pep</title>
		<link>https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/bi-a-click-of-paint/pauls-house-puppets-pep</link>
		<comments>https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/bi-a-click-of-paint/pauls-house-puppets-pep#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2016 20:58:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brett]]></dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Guardiola]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pep]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pep Guardiola]]></category>

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		<title>Pep</title>
		<link>https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/bi-benno/pep</link>
		<comments>https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/bi-benno/pep#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2016 19:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bi-Benno: United Anthems/Acrostics]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pep Guardiola]]></category>

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