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	<title>Bifurcated Manchester United &#187; Hair pulling</title>
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		<title>United 1 &#8211; 1 Leicester</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2016 12:50:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If Leicester go on to win the league they&#8217;ll remember this day for the hell of a Vangleing they suffered at the hands of Louis Vangle&#8217;s Self-Harmy. Guess we&#8217;ll never know if they will. Not sure why anyone needs the excuse of arousing Vangle to elbow Robert Huth in the face. Especially anyone who has [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>If Leicester go on to win the league they&#8217;ll remember this day for the hell of a Vangleing they suffered at the hands of Louis Vangle&#8217;s Self-Harmy. Guess we&#8217;ll never know if they will.</p>
<p>Not sure why anyone needs the excuse of arousing Vangle to elbow Robert Huth in the face. Especially anyone who has elbowing people in the face on their best CV. But what do we know? Apart from all the things we do know?</p>
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<p>Here&#8217;s  five things we didn&#8217;t know before but do now:</p>
<p>*cheeky ghost emoji*) Referees sure are funny.</p>
<p>*open mouthed, crosses for eyes emoji*) Not funny haha.</p>
<p>*alien head emoji*) Or funny weird.</p>
<p>*robot head emoji*) Just funny like complete wankers.</p>
<p>*old skool football emoji*) Louis is a sex pest.</p>
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