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	<title>Bifurcated Manchester United &#187; Happy Christmas</title>
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		<title>Leicester 2 &#8211; 2 United</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2017 17:27:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Juan Mata]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[MataLand. Like Matalan. But better. Probably less sales at Christmas. Here&#8217;s 5 learns: 1. Pogba&#8217;s shooting from distance was a highlight imho. 2. Missing all those chances was silly. 3. I enjoyed the parts of the game where it looked like we might win it. 4. Happy Christmas Cunts. 5. Right Backatcha. 6. Did I [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>Here&#8217;s 5 learns:</p>
<p>1. Pogba&#8217;s shooting from distance was a highlight imho.</p>
<p>2. Missing all those chances was silly.</p>
<p>3. I enjoyed the parts of the game where it looked like we might win it.</p>
<p>4. Happy Christmas Cunts.</p>
<p>5. Right Backatcha.</p>
<p>6. Did I norr see these. I did not wish either of you a happy Christmas though so the science checks out.</p>
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