Jose 4nili0 more like. You can have that one. T&Cs apply; please read the small print.

You’re all cunts.

Here’s 5 more things to learn from us:

1. Conceding after 30 seconds is bad tactically.

2. Remember when Fellaini looked ok for a week or so? Lol.

3. Chris Smalling made Fellaini look credible, despite what I just said.

4. Didn’t watch it.

5. Never watching again.

6. @ me out of this.

7. Your face made Fellaini look cre

I know it’s hard to imagine us without the jokes, but anyway … I had to leave my local during Sunday’s match cos of the racist chanting at the players on the telly. I made a pathetic attempt to say something, but I was alone and so basically bottled it, drank up, and just left.

p.s Stanchion goal (0.52 of a goal) + 137% possession (0.49 of a goal) = 1 – 1.1 (win).

Thought for the day (a repeat): Racism is an entirely socially, politically, culturally constructed ill of society. We are all one race. The Human Race. There are no such thing as different races. Our ancestors are the same. The colour of our skin is a consequence of the environment we inhabit. Racism will never be eradicated as we place too much value on the superficial. We assume identities to fit in. We need to start seeing individuals for what they are: individuals.