LC: United 3 – 0 Ipswich

Us — Fri, 25 Sep 2015 16:58:53 +0000

Pereira steals the show with a swag bag made from lightning shootering boots. Meanwhile back on planet earth, another score for Mar Seal and even Skipper Roo gets his name amongst the scorings with his first goal since the 1986 World Cup Quarter Finals when Gary Linekar pointed out he was crying…

Here’s 5 things we learnt:

1) Free Kicks aren’t just for kicking the ball really hard at a line of naughty boys.

2) Mar Seal is like a machine shaped like a man who scores goals x heartbreaks to the power Denis Irwin.

3) After unsucessful loanings, Mar Seal will end up at Doncaster Town in 2018.

4) Counting requires regular practice.

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LC: United 3 – 0 Ipswich