Bifurcated Manchester United » I’m A Celebrity https://bifurcated.co.uk Quasi-Futuristic Allegorical Football Meta-Narrative Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:33:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41 United vs. Brighton https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/pregame/united-vs-brighton https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/pregame/united-vs-brighton#comments Sat, 25 Nov 2017 12:54:05 +0000 http://bifurcated.co.uk/?p=15942
(@Benglorious)

Brighton are renowned for the invention of rock, even though everybody secretly knows it was Lenny Kravitz.

Prediction: Goals for the Rash and the Marsh see the Unitesh to a comfortable victory. Lukaku to get a timely lift off his sister and Lando by thinking really hard. 0-0 United.

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2017-02-10 23.14.32 (@tom_mcghee)

Are we playing Newcastle again? I’m out if we’re not.

Prediction: I’m out. 3-0 United.

 

I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here (2017)

People eat dicks in a forest. Not my cup of tea.

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(@bifurcated_utd)

I’m out cos life.

Prediction: 0-0 United.

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