(@Benglorious)

Win this game and we’re one step closer to the final of this so-called ‘EFL Cup’. Win the final of this so-called ‘EFL Cup’, and United will have the first part of a continental treble the likes of which has never been seen before. Even by Liverpool.

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Prediction: Lots of good defending by the defenders and lots of good goals by the goalers. 0-0 United.

 (@tom_mcghee)

Please paste my words:

I am not doing words as my only idea was H U L L to the tune of D I S C O but with the same lyrics and also I am solving crimes as inspector batman.

Batman: the telltale series
You solve crimes. As batman. That aside, pretty good.

If you cba to paste this I don’t blame you but obvs still hate you both.

Please paste my words:

I am not doing words as my only idea was H U L L to the tune of D I S C O but with the same lyrics and also I am solving crimes as inspector batman.

Batman: the telltale series
You solve crimes. As batman. That aside, pretty good.

If you cba to paste this I don’t blame you but obvs still hate you both.

Prediction: Massive jokes on me when they both paste my words. 4-0 United, but a good 4-0, not one of those rubbish 4-0’s we see every week.

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 (@ttackattackattack)

That ‘both paste’ a joke is pretty good. That aside, pretty good. Glad I thought of it.

We have to play Hull like 3000 times in the next two weeks, so plenty of opportunities for us to re-use those Rod Hull and Beautiful South a jokes.

Prediction: My prediction to be a Rod Hull and Beautiful South a joke that we’ve done before. 0-0 United.