(@Benglorious)

After basking in the glow of Sunderland getting deservedly relegated, I considered calling Ol’ Davey Moyes to offer my sympathies. However, I then remembered what an odious prick and terrible manager he is so I went for a poo instead. I also didn’t have his number.

Prediction:  Swansea to knockout Klitschko in the first innings with a 147 break. 0-0 United.

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 (@tom_mcghee)

We seem to have become a Mick Hucknall fan account. I am that dog in the everything is fine meme !!!

Swans live in rivers. To put them in a sea? Madness.

Boxing Review: Joshua VS Klitschko (2017)

What a fight! Both men employing the punching technique to punch each other, early rounds looked like Joshua was the best at punching but then Wladimir’s punches started to work better and it was hard to tell (punch wise). Seemed like Joshua was winning but then he delivered an almighty upwards punch (you *may* have seen it on Twitter. I didn’t post it because it cost me £20 so you proles can go suck it/I respect Sky’s terms and conditions) and it was all over. Bar some more punching. That aside, actually very very good.

Prediction: Klitschko by KO in the 6th.

(@bifurcated_utd)

AND I LOVE THE THOUGHT OF COMING HOME TO YOU, EVEN IF I KNOW WE CAN’T MAKE IT!! Great times.

Prediction: AND I LOVE THE THOUGHT OF COMING HOME TO YOU, EVEN IF I KNOW WE CAN’T MAKE IT!! Great times. 0-0 United.