a

He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink. He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink. He sings the songs that remind him of the good times. He sings the songs that remind him of the best times…

Who ‘He’ is … I guess we’ll never know.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Give Fellaini Brett’s wages.

2. His pockets are not deep enough.

3. And besides are filled with hundreds of coloured handkerchiefs tied together in a really really long line.

4. That’s funny cos you are suggesting he is a clown.

5. There goes Arsene Wenger. I must remember to thank him.