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	<title>Bifurcated Manchester United &#187; Last Jedi</title>
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		<title>United 2 &#8211; 0 Huddersfield Town</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[With Huddersfield distracted by trying to figure out whether they were a Field or a Town, United notched up two goals in spite of their best attempts to miss them both like the heroes we deserve. Lols @ Sanchez Rooneying his penalty like a true Red Leg. Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned: 1. The Last [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-15882" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Acroskaku-300x215.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="215" />With Huddersfield distracted by trying to figure out whether they were a Field or a Town, United notched up two goals in spite of their best attempts to miss them both like the heroes we deserve.</p>
<p>Lols @ Sanchez Rooneying his penalty like a true Red Leg.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned:</p>
<p>1. The Last Jedi was a film I saw instead.</p>
<p>2. M8 don&#8217;t get me started Snoke was a good character imho lol.</p>
<p>3. I liked how they used the Force as social media.</p>
<p>4. The gorilla AT-ATs were also good. As was Luke deciding to just kill his nephew in his sleep, deffos like Luke and the Jedi imho nqat ffs I was enjoying today.</p>
<p>5. Fuck you both.. I had gone 2 months and 1 day without spoilers and was going to watch it tonight.</p>
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		<title>West Brom vs. United</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; (@Benglorious) Don&#8217;t you live in a hotel with Lenny Henry? Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) I can&#8217;t do words because Last Jedi spoilers. Prediction: 0-0 United &#160; m (@bifurcated_utd) Can you two sort your company out? I still have no intercepting in my new flat. Ruddy Virgin&#8217;s Media. Prediction: Make me. 0-0 United.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-14341" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/JOSE-Pauls-House-FINAL-429x600.jpg" alt="" width="429" height="600" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<h4><strong><a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank"><img class="alignnone wp-image-15271 size-full" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Photo-27-01-2017-23-05-45-e1485558662486.jpg" alt="" width="60" height="91" />(@Be</a></strong><strong><a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank">nglorious</a>)</strong></h4>
<p>Don&#8217;t you live in a hotel with Lenny Henry?</p>
<p><strong>Prediction:  0-0 United.</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">m</span></p>
<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017-02-10-23.14.32-e1486768985713.jpg"><img class="alignnone wp-image-15339 size-full" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017-02-10-23.14.32-e1486768985713.jpg" alt="2017-02-10 23.14.32" width="85" height="151" /></a> (<a href="https://twitter.com/faketaxi" target="_blank">@tom_mcghee</a>)</h4>
<p>I can&#8217;t do words because Last Jedi spoilers.</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: 0-0 United</strong></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">m</span></p>
<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/brett3-e1471026057469.jpg"><img class=" wp-image-15334 alignnone" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/IMG-20170208-WA0002-195x300.jpg" alt="" width="87" height="134" /></a>(<a href="http://www.twitter.com/bifurcated_utd">@bifurcated_utd</a>)</h4>
<p>Can you two sort your company out? I still have no intercepting in my new flat. Ruddy Virgin&#8217;s Media.</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: Make me. 0-0 United.</strong></p>
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