Bifurcated Manchester United » Laughing/Crying emojis https://bifurcated.co.uk Quasi-Futuristic Allegorical Football Meta-Narrative Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:33:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41 UCL: United 1 – 0 Young Boys https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/ucl-united-1-0-young-boys https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/ucl-united-1-0-young-boys#comments Wed, 28 Nov 2018 13:52:54 +0000 http://bifurcated.co.uk/?p=16523 The warm up act to Mourinho’s performance art piece was every bit as exciting as Mourinho’s performance art piece.

Here’s 5 things we learnzied:

1. Jose knows and can anticipate when a camera will be turned on him; each action is premeditated and deliberate, he is the living embodiment of the showman. Or he was just annoyed Marcus missed a sitter. Hard to tell tbh.

2. Man does that guy sure hate water tho.

3. We aren’t hilariously bad. We can’t even commit to comedy ffs.

4. The Lemoyne Raiders are an absolute joke of an organisation. How on earth did they survive for so long?

5. They had all LeMoney *4 laughing/crying emojis*

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